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boyfriend-music:

The Used “A Song To Stifle Imperial Progression (A Work In Progress)“

Try mixing blood and oil in the Middle East
Every president will “spread democracy”
They say democracy, they really mean disease
Not satisfied till everyone is on their knees

Posted 4 hours ago With 201 notes

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Posted 10 hours ago With 182,919 notes

bmth-orizon:

canilickyourtattoos:

of-miceandbardock:

I could watch this gif all day.

Just the way he grabs the fans hand and squeezes it tightly i just

this is so calming 
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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work
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Tagged: #PRAISE JESUS

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

No seriously I love concerts for these reasons. 
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zgmfd:

Mad Monster Party? (1967)
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I’m just gonna end up getting icecream by myself cause no one wants to go and shit ya’ll are missing out.

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 
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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

Posted 14 hours ago With 68,127 notes

sxeworldwide:


zerolopez submitted:


Hi honey, I just did this thing to try and bee funny. I hope there’s good buzz for it. Anyways, don’t mess with Edge Bee when he’s in pit-beast mode. 

Oh my lord zero, so many puns

Althought I think you mean pit beeast
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